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Colonial Corporate Christmas

Gary has been trapped in Factory World for the past many months. Like anyone in Factory Work, the only way to survive is by drinking in excess. Gary has not been using his daily alcohol consumption allotment and has been saving it up to deplete with friends and family instead of by himself in a 2 star motel. Join us this night  to share in all the Factory Mandated alcohol consumption that Gary has been neglecting.

To take his mind off Factory World, we will be going back in time to Colonial America. Before the industrial revolution, when people were craftsmen and took pride in honing their crafts. Think Ben Franklin flying his kite in a lightening storm when everyone said no mortal could control a kite in those conditions, or Paul Revere achieving a horse riding speed run record in the pitch black.  These men did not let others hold them back, and showed everyone else what was possible by doing.

    We are bringing back some of the favorites from past Christmas Party’s including the White Elephant, giveaways, and the cocktail hour(7:30pm-close). For those that want to participate in the white elephant, please bring a wrapped gift that was about $30.

Date : 12/14/24

Time: 7:30pm

Location : Joe’s Carb Shack